Overrated dorm room posters: “The Pirate Flag”

In a scrambling effort to getting up a “first post” for KampusKings, I’ve concocted a “top seven things not to hang up in your dorm or you’ll look like a d-bag ” sort-of deal that I will be addressing in the next few posts, so here ya go. Coming in at number (7?) is the simple, yet [non] effective piece of tattered history, the pirate flag. If you think a pirate flag will look “cool” or “badass” in your room, guess again tough guy.

Keep in mind that pinning a pirate flag to your wall will get you little to zero ass, nor will it make you a pirate. In fact, pirates still exist today – global pirate attacks rose by ten percent in 2007, most of them happening off the coast of Somalia. These pirates aren’t going to hand you a mug of beer and have you sing-a-long to Rum songs in a drunken stupor, in fact, they are known for capturing vessels via rocket-launcher-point, and will not hesitate to fire a missile point blank into your nerdy little frat-boy face. And may I add that none of their vessels tote the conventional grinning-skull pirate flags. So, if you have a pirate flag hanging in your room, you are likely one of two things: One, a Depp-obsessed “Pirates of the Carribean” fag, oh I mean fan; or a severe butt-pirate, welcoming a much anticipated bone-smuggling party (no pun intended) to your room. And remember, If Jerry Seinfeld doesn’t even want to be a pirate, you shouldn’t either.

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